Texas is the finest portion of the globe that has blessed my vision.– Sam Houston (via itsjordans)
fastandfleuryous: “I DO hate Sidney Crosby, and I feel like he needs to be put back in his place” oh he will be back in his place soon… right at the top of the standings for points. then, under the stanley cup as he lifts it again. don’t worry yourself over it, dear.
Mom: so, there's a new Justin Bieber item on the market now...
Me: oh, God. what now?
Mom: a doll. Austin asked me to buy it for him so he could burn it.
Me: I'm so proud of him.
Mom: I figured you would be. but you shouldn't be surprised, because he did offer to buy you the Sarah Palin book and a lighter on multiple occasions.
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fromtheblueline: I had to read this like 20 times over.
Hockey is dumbest sport ever.
"On a scale of 1 to 100 how mature are you?"
most-awkward-moments: “I’d say about 69!” Love to laugh? Click here!
PRESEASON HOCKEY STARTS TONIGHT!
i don't think i've ever been so happy in my life.
wishingdreaming: hello hockey it’s been a long time how are you?
my future kid: mom what hockey teams did you like when you were a kid
me: dad's team